May 2013
snarkreactors:
I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light
so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue
and then I realized
uh
oh
vanillish:
underneathesestairs:
So if you’re not signed into tumblr and you go on someone’s blog, you’ll see this
And if you click the “Join Tumblr” button the background will be a post that that person reblogged, so I did it from my brother’s blog and
IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD ICAN’T BERAETGH
thatfunnyblog:
KATE MIDDLETON’S BABY WILL BE THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE AND IF THAT ISN’T THE GREATEST NEWS YOU’VE HEARD TODAY THEN YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY FACE.
clientsfromhell:
Me: Just a heads up, if you log onto our website, you can see that the site is down. My publisher has been unreliable and I am working as quickly as I can to get the site back up. I’m so sorry for this; I’ll let you know when the article is posted as soon as possible.
Client: Okay. What’s the website again? Sorry.
I give him the URL.
Client: Hey, it says the page is broken!
Me: I...
clientsfromhell:
Client: The site isn’t working right.
Me: That’s strange.
I download a page and take a look at the code.
Me: It looks like a bunch of the code is missing. Did you have anyone modify the site?
Client: No, nothing like that.
Me: Well there are entire chunks of code missing that was there yesterday.
Client: Oh yeah, that was me, some of the code seemed unnecessary. Back to the...
Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
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folie-a-tout:
heyaeya:
dameofspace:
pandyssian:
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY...
Watchdanieldempsey:
My dude straight loving him some nsync.
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dysphorism:
siregberttheokayscrewslamps:
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Takowasara: … and the rest/ details(no literal... →
takowasara:
… and the rest/ details (no literal interpretation; just to let you know) According to a person involved, Kyo already had high fever early in the morning of the 13th of May (40°C). He collapsed and they brought him to hospital, diagnosing him there with tonsillitis. The doctors ordered him to…
POR QUE??????????????????!!
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What I'm thinking every time I do cardio
thatfunnyblog:
Funny Stuff you like?
monochrainbow:
mnastynastynasty:
oh my god i can’t get over this
he’s downspiraling so fast it’s like they finally flushed the toilet
